The new site is now live and with its first episode, you can check it out at:
http://www.thefreakdshow.co.uk/
Enjoy!
There comes a time in a mans life when he must take the family pet out back and just blow the fecker’s head off. I mean right off! The time has come and this is our last ep under the KIA mantle. We have our viking send off with Chris’ Steve Jobs epitaph, Adrian’s appreciation for snoring fat men, Mike’s plan to make his girlfriend 75% sexier but 25% less of a woman and TooTall… being TooTall. Thanks for sticking with us and see you in 6 weeks. R.I.P K.I.A
Theres comes a time in a man’s life when he would kill over 1930s Dubstep. This week we discuss Ginger Superman, Why Jurassic Park is bullshit to one special little girl and TooTall’s disabled mouth. Expect sickness!
There comes a time in a man’s life when he gets sick of his wife’s shit and takes matters into his own sexy hands. Join the boys hangover free while they fangasm over Gears Of War 3, Space Monkeys Live, some disturbing russian news and dodgy accent hour. WHOOO!!!
There comes a time in a group of men lives when they stop…they think…they give there time to charity, What resulted was a massive chunk of money for a cause close to our hearts, However the cost was a very tired fairly hungover afternoon of recording. So sit back relax and let us guide you through your hangover and ours
There comes a time in a man’s life when he must ask himself… Rent-A-Wife?? This week we ramble about sexy beards, Chris’ shitty table (again), Adrian’s actually pitches in with his hardcore Sega Game Gear knowledge, Mike’s steampunk tits appreciation and TooTall’s getting fucked up Samson style. Engage and make it so!
There comes a time in a mans life when in sits in a field. He remembers a great meme. He gets this meme printed on a t-shirt and everyone looks at him in disgust and confusion. He then realises this £15 shirt was funny to none but 3 guys but fuck did we appreciate it though! Then time passes, faster for some than others but it leads to monkeys playing with spears, a trailer for a freak with his skull on fire, some information on an infected bride and how the spanish make your skin crawl. But then… We end with a full on cum load in the ear with some avenging trailer description that makes even the most hardened mens penis weep! You’re welcome, internets!
There comes a time in a man’s life when he must ask himself… 4-way? We are now rocking 4 members of the K.I.A Podcast and its giggles up the ass!! Join us in comic-con debate, Tom Hardy’s rippling shoulders, Chris’ glass bottom boat fetish and why TooTall is the very source of wrong. Prepare… for glory holes!
Sometimes a man just has to ask himself, why the hell would we coin the term Gooch Bow? I mean im sure you will all be soundwave molested by our guest Chris and his fixation on the no-man’s land of underpants. Your ears will never be the same again! Im talking ear prolapse! Our other guest is an encyclopedia of geek (but his games knowledge is on par with Ann Frank’s list of sexual partners) and he go by the name of Adrian. Make ’em welcome or we’re gonna put the screws on ya!
This week we have a russian sex slave, some dog sex and Adrian’s girlfriend slutting it up for Duke Nukem. Sadly we’re missing the 50ft Whore as he tends to his undead father so you’re stuck with me Croc-o-Mike, ‘Glass Table” Chris and “Mutton Chops Are In This Season” Adrian. Sit back and feel the Gs!!!!
Starring: Saoirse Ronan
Eric Bana
Cate Blanchett
Directed By: Joe Wright
A Clockwork Orange 2: The Albino Ultimatum 9/10
Starring: Patrick Wilson
Rose Byrne
Lin Shaye
Directed By: James Wan
Will Someone Please Tune That Fucking Violin?! 8/10
A time comes in a man child’s life where he has to open his mouth and set in stone that he is never going to get laid ever again. Having 71 minute conversation about the ins and outs of comic book story arcs, comic book collections and comic book movies. Sit back and join us in a toast to a life of blue movies and flesh lights. Enjoy
In every culture, each man has a right of passage. Something that defines him as a man. Whether it be killing an animal with your bare hands, becoming a Jedi Master or hunting down Arnold Schwarzenegger in a jungle with heat vision and light bending camouflage. Unfortunately, the Brodown crew defile this very practice. Sit down with us and behold tales of public indecency, motor vehicle vandalism, vaginal sneezes and public record of how much of a whore TooTall really is. Wear a rubber or you will catch something.
You know when your just that excited for something you could wee? well i think were both at that level tonight, come with us down the rabbit hole and youll see just why were so giddy about tomorow. But of course theres our usual ramblings and geek talk as youve come to expect!
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So, here we are again. Watching Episode 3 of Doctor Who season 6 and rocking a torch for Amy Pond and her scottish tits. Great episode (big… fecking… surprise) involving castles, pipes, suits and doors. Come on… how fucking awesome does that sound? And I guess it kinda has fucked up monsters and war. If you like that kind of thing.
So jam the dial up to max, hit play with your bugger picking finger and watch The Doctor along with the Know It Alls. Peace!
Theres certain questions a man must ask himself in life. WIll I die if I eat this two year old tin of rice pudding? Why can’t I get past the undersea level in Earthworm Jim? I wonder what would happen if I put my dick in this?
Now there is a question that will haunt us for the rest of our days…
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Yaaar!! here be spoilers! (as if the subtitle didn’t give it away) Another Know It Alls special. A fan commentary of episode 4 – The Doctors Wife. Such a badass episode and easily our favourite thus far. So stop reading this and listen to it goddamnit otherwise an Auton will visit your bedroom in the middle of the night and just stand there… staring……… ooh thats creepy!
Hey guys really sorry for the delay its only just been brought to our attention that the episode went down! Its now been fixed and its up here
Starring: Vin Diesel
Paul Walker
Dwayne Johnson
Directed By: Justin Lin
Ocean’s 14 Heartily Endorses Dwayne’s Baby Oil 5/10
Starring: Chris Hemsworth
Tom Hiddleston
Natalie Portman
Directed By: Kenneth Branagh
CHEST Pretty CHEST Rainbow CHEST Bridge CHEST 8/10
Starring: Paul Betanny
Karl Urban
Maggie Q
Directed By: Scott Stewart
Really, Karl Urban? You’re Better Than This 1/10
Link Dump…
Will be delayed due to the pair of us currently blowing horses. We cant control it. Its like a period thing. Once a month we get angry and have to do indecent shit. Stop judging us and tell us we are pretty!
While we are wiping the cum from our chin and trying not to look each other in the eye, enjoy this episode or else a plague upon your houses!
Star Wars in 2 mins in lego …
also classic Clerks 2 Star Wars Vs Lord of The Rings
Well everyone were on itunes. You can check it out at.
http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/know-it-alls/id421938411?ign-mpt=uo%3D4
Well here it is the worlds first Zombie Proof House … Draw Bridge and all.
xkcd do it again
Since the new series of Doctor Who starts tomorow I thought I’d share this with you:
RayWilliamJohnson strikes again on his Yourfavoritemartian Channel:
Today i thought id recommend a web strip i seen
Here is link to the strip Very Geeky ^_^
I’ve been away for a bit … this is a good one to kick back in. Great Cello Player and good Beatboxing.
Starring: Jake Gyllenhaal
Michelle Monaghan
Vera Farmiga
Directed By: Duncan Jones
Ziggy Says Stop The Bomb From Blowing 9/10
Starring: Emily Browning
Carla Gugino
Abbie Cornish
Directed By: Zack Synder
An Assault To The Eyes And Pants 8/10
Link Dump
Starring: Hilary Swank
Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Christopher Lee
Please Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Stop Raping Things! 8/10
Well everyone its Mr. Dimmus birthday today. So everyone send the tech warlock a massive happy birthday……dwarfs dont get told happy birthday very often!!
This made me laugh so hard
Facepalms and piss takes from our personal Facebook friends lists.
COMING SOON
Starring: Renee Zellweger
Bradley Cooper
Ian McShane
Directed By: Christian Alvart
Leaves A Taste Like Marmite Flavoured Shit
2/10
Iv known about this for years, thought would be good get it out there again
check out his channel he does alot similar stuff BrentalFloss
Army Of Darkness… need i say more?
Just lol
Starring: Tom Hanks
Tim Allen
John Ratzenberger
Director: Lee Unkrich
Disney Pixar’s Schindler’s List: Made In China
10/10
Some great special effects in this one
FreddieW is back with another amazing video, very well done and pulled of great
Russian BeatBoxer doing a lil Dubstep … all guy uses is Vocals/Kaoss pads and keyboard
Awesome song done from printer noises
Starring: Nicolas Cage
Ron Pearlman
Christopher Lee
Directed By: Dominic Sena
Wickerman 2: Puked All Over My Balls
2/10
Starring: Colin Firth
Helena Bonham Carter
Geoffrey Rush
Directed By: Tom Hooper
Fa… Fa…… Fant.. Fa… Fa Far… Fan..
9/10
Starring: Jeff Bridges
Matt Damon
Josh Brolin
Directed By: Joel And Ethan Coen
Shitting One Eyed Man, Matt Damon Survives.
7/10
Starring: Natalia Portman
Mila Kunis
Vincent Cassel
Directed By: Darren Aronosky
Girl Wanks Infront Of Mum, Kills Herself.
8/10
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K.I.A Special: R.E.T.A.R.D.I.S
Rambunctious Evening Talking About Rageddy Doctor In Stereo
What you have stumbled upon here is a Know It Alls bonus podcast. Of what you say? Well put down the beans and i’ll tell ya! Me and Ent I call TooTall watched Episode 3 of Doctor Who Season 6 and talked while doing so. And OH BABY it was a beauty! Its kinda like a DVD commentary with non-famous poeple not getting paid. So you can just listen to the blah blah derp-a-sherp OR you can be sexy about it and fire up BBC iPlayer and watch it with us. It will be like we are in your house but ya know… not going through your drawers and bothering your cat.
Please listen… we weren’t hugged nearly enough as a child and we need love!